My life

I have never seen something more applicable to my life.
For those of you who are eyesight challenged, here is what it says:
AHHHHHhhh....
Mom?
Sigh
What.
Where are you?
I'm in the tub.
Where?
I'm in the bathtub!
The bathroom bathtub?
Yes. The bathroom bathtub.
Why?
BECAUSE I NEED TO SPEND SOME TIME RELAXING SO I CAN CONTINUE TO BE A KIND AND PLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND!!! AAAAARGH!
Who keeps biting the heads off my Barbie dolls?
I think Mom does it while she's relaxing.